Last week I substituted at a local high school. As I was covering the study hall class an interesting discussion developed between two boys. They weren’t loud, but close enough to my desk that I couldn’t help but overhear. Believe me, I would rather have not heard. I am not sure how it all got started but before I knew it I heard the word nipples (I can’t believe I just wrote that word on my blog). That word is not an every day word in my world so it caught my attention. I was ready to squelch any appropriate talk and give them Substitute Lecture #4 “How to be cool and appropriate at the same time.” Before jumping to any wrong conclusions I usually listen a little to make sure I need to say something. Then I gathered what the conversation entailed…piercings. Not piercings on girls, but these two boys. To be honest I am not a piercing kind of guy. Nor am I a tattoo kind of guy. I am not even a bumper sticker or slogan on my shirt kind of guy. When I feel the need to express myself, I try to make people laugh or basically I use words. Even though I am not a piercing kind of guy I listened and became enlightened about this world. It is pretty fascinating all the reasons you would pierce something on your body, the number of piercings people have, and where these piercings are. Fortunately the discussion was clean and civil and I never had to intervene with Lecture #4 (see above).
I guess the funniest part of this conversation was the reaction of another student who was also close, but obviously was not a piercing kind of guy either. I wanted to tell him that his face my get stuck like that, you know the wrinkled nose and curled lip. I guess there are some of us who just can’t bear the thought or image or pain level of having our nipples (there’s that word again) pierced.
It is always interesting substitute teaching!
-Michael